Jokes On You

When I was a freshman in college I played football. I wasn’t a starter or anything like that. Just a nobody on the team. One night the other players asked me to join them for a night out on the town. I couldn’t believe they had invited me. They were finally starting to accept me, or so I thought. We went out to a couple different bars. Had way too much to drink, then headed to a strip club. I was having a great time. I had such a buzz I couldn’t even see straight but there was no way I was telling the guys I was done. I had to hang with them or they wouldn’t ever invite me back out.

One of the guys paid for me to get a private dance. I couldn’t believe my luck. I had finally made it. When we got upstairs the girl was absolutely gorgeous. I was having the time of my life. My cock was rock hard and I was on cloud nine. That’s when she pulled out her cock. Get a She Plays With Her Cock Discount and see if you like it as much as me.