Like It’s No-one’s Business

Which is exactly what it is… if you like your girlfriend to have a decent set of tits and a cock then that is your business and no-one has any right to argue, it’s your choice. As long as it has no unwanted impact on anyone else’s lives there’s no harm no matter what you do really.

A mate once told me, in jest I have to concede, that a shemale might be best of both worlds. Surely it knows exactly what a good blowjob is and would therefore know how to give one and on top of that their tits are gifts from a doctor and therefore basically perfect. Pure win.

You’ll have to forgive me for not using preferred pronouns, I don’t subscribe to PC. I mean no offence and like I said, as long as what you do doesn’t have an unwanted effect on me.

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Jokes On You

When I was a freshman in college I played football. I wasn’t a starter or anything like that. Just a nobody on the team. One night the other players asked me to join them for a night out on the town. I couldn’t believe they had invited me. They were finally starting to accept me, or so I thought. We went out to a couple different bars. Had way too much to drink, then headed to a strip club. I was having a great time. I had such a buzz I couldn’t even see straight but there was no way I was telling the guys I was done. I had to hang with them or they wouldn’t ever invite me back out.

One of the guys paid for me to get a private dance. I couldn’t believe my luck. I had finally made it. When we got upstairs the girl was absolutely gorgeous. I was having the time of my life. My cock was rock hard and I was on cloud nine. That’s when she pulled out her cock. Get a She Plays With Her Cock Discount and see if you like it as much as me.